Monday, February 8, 2010

Cheerz to life !!!

Wanna make a style statement?? A recent survey shows that its very simple these days.. You may use anything of your wit, your bank balance, your hi-tech gizmos, your dressing sense, your stand on politics, your humbleness or even your conservatism.. I am often floored by the breed of people who have never given drinking a try but still make it a point to show their stubbornness by claiming that they just don’t want to go for it..

Are you the one who doesn’t drink just because you think you are not supposed to be drinking and not because you don’t want to drink? Are you the one who has never experienced the adrenaline rush so far? Then you better take this with a pinch of salt..


Well.. the only one ground that you may cite for drinking being bad can be 'health and morality concerns'.. Well.. there are a lot of other unhealthy and immoral habits that we people already have succumbed to.. You are no exception buddy !! Watching senseless movies and stupid programs on TV, badmouthing people behind there back, enjoying pervert adult messages, ogling at people of the opposite sex, behaving in a way that would coax people to glue their eyes at you (not always for the good reasons), use of swear words as if it were our mother tongue and many more such unhealthy (some for the mind and some for the body) and immoral things have been our way of life all this while.. So is drinking really that big a deal ??

And now.. My arguments that say drinking is ‘not bad’ (request you to notice that I am not calling it good)..

1. You need to be a man to go for it.. And so if you happen to go for it, stands as a proof that you are a man with the balls..

2. Drinking can make your otherwise forgettable but beautiful and cherishable moments very memorable.. This is so because the possible aftereffects of the party which could be anything from the huge huge bill or you being caught for drunk driving or you having a bad time vomiting or even worst... you having to take the responsibility of carrying your friend back home while you yourself are drunk (incase the friend is so drunk that you have to be the man again).. if you can go around drinking with the other sex., then I need not comment on the probable outcomes.. :) Hmm.. I bet, you will never forget anything of this all through your life..

3. Jokes apart.. the most powerful argument in favour of drinking not being bad in my sense will be.. the bestest bonding that can ever take place between 4 friends can be only over a table of drinks.. Because only when you are drunk will you have lost control over your diplomatic, mean and wicked senses.. making you truly true to your heart and speaking out words that you really mean.. (i have myself witnessed this happen to people.. so I can bet on this..) n I guess everyone will agree with me on the fact that getting to know who is indeed your true friend and who is not can be the best thing that can ever happen to you..

And so if you are someone who is looking for a truly genuine friend from amongst the lot, all you have to do is go for it.. atleast its worth giving a try.. what say??

Hmm.. its something like this.. theres this girl you have always liked and even she loves you.. Both of you have confessed this before everyone and are happily going around.. But theres this ‘line‘ between both of you till you ‘make love’ (more contemporary readers should read it as ‘get married’).. Its just the same here.. You are friends with so many people around you.. but you shall be able to cross the ‘line’ (of friendship) with any one of them only over a bottle of rum or whiskey..

Memories when you threw up like you puked blood or the day when you had to be literally tied up with a rope onto a bike (3 idiots ishtyle) to be taken to your home or had to spend the entire night in some pit on the roadside or the party when the drunk Vice President of your company put his arms around you and complimented you on your choice of the girl of your life (yeah yeah.. he knew it all but kept mum till date).. Worth treasuring naa ??

So if you are the one who wants to make a statement through your abstinence or orthodoxy (obviously, you must not be having any of the other worthy things in your kitty).. if you don’t mind being on this side of the ‘line’.. if you don’t mind being a virgin all your life.. that means, if you have no quest for ecstasy.. then I don’t think you ever need to bow down before the ‘Drinking Gods’..

STATUTORY WARNING: Drinking can be injurious to health. :)

1 comment:

  1. Gandhiji quoted : Alcohol is not the solution to the every problem and Vijay Mallya..says "...yeah, if you dont find the solution.. at least it helps to forget the problem " :P

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