RaviTosh says Hi !!

Surprise Surprise!! Surprised to see me actually sitting down n writing all this?? Never mind friends.. This was supposed to happen someday or the other.. Had always thought of directly coming up with a book.. But didnt know if I had that much patience, moreover the courage.. Book kaun khareeda hota tha yaar mera?? Hehe.. So I finally decided to start blogging to see if I can bank on you all for that book of mine.. I know u people wont let me down :).. I am being very ambitious naa?? The thing is.. Someone very special has told me that having a positive attitude can make wonders (I still doubt it though)..

For all the sophisticated bloggers, regular tweeters and avid readers amongst you.. Let me clarify that I am completely aloof from the current affairs (too many things happening everyday to keep a track of), was never interested in history (the very demanding ‘present’ gives me no time to think of the ‘past’), haven't travelled much (I think I lack the enthusiasm which is a must for anyone to go backpacking), have no particular political stand (don’t think I would want to disclose my views about this here), have nothing to do with any of the researches going on the world over (research n all?? mere chhote dimaag ke upar ki baatein hai yaar), don’t listen to any music (am so bad at it that I cant even make out the lyrics at times) n also I m a complete non-book-reader (the count of books I have read till date is still a single digit).. So now you know my backdrop.. A complete bore, right??

So the big question was.. What was it that I could have blogged about or where could have I started from?? Hmm.. Then I thought, I need to be a little realistic.. I know wat my reader base is gonna be.. Its only you.. Also.. people who know me, very well know how much I love talking abt myself.. So now you all know.. This blog is going to be about me.. n if its gonna be about me.. you are also going to be a part of it.. Coz I know what would I be without you.. So what it boils down to is.. its going to be abt me, you n all of us..

Got too many advices before I started off.. Was told not to use a pseudonym, coz once your blog gets famous (overambitious again.. i know i know..), it can be very embarrassing to go around telling people that it was me after all.. So I decided to be a man n flashed my very name..

Having said all this.. you don’t hav to worry.. Coz I hav decided not to sit n brag in front of you or go gaga all over telling how good I m n what all can I do.. (I know that theres no point in doing any thing of this, coz most of you already know what I m gud for.. n thats ‘nothing’.. :)) So instead of me writing abt ME by myself, I take pride in asking RaviTosh to do this job on my behalf... Yupp.. Time for Confession No.1... Its not me.. Yes.. RaviTosh is not me.. Surprised again?? Was going to introduce him to you right away.. But this big guy has asked me to keep my mouth shut for a while.. n I hav to listen to him.. Else.. mere blog mein meri hi band baja dega na yaar woh.. Well.. You will yourself come to know from the later posts wat I mean by this.. So for now... RaviTosh says Hi !!

When I first spoke to him about starting a blog ( by ‘him’, I mean RaviTosh..).. His very first remark was, “Ravi, I don’t think you would want people landing up at your place to hit you for what you have written down about them”.. It then dawned upon me, that I am just a novice to blogging n it mite not be my cuppa tea (let me tell you, I don’t drink tea.. hehe).. Had to butter him a little too much to do it for me.. n here I m.. going to be just one of the target audience, whom this biggie is going to gorge down on with all his criticism n bashings..

I have asked him to take all efforts not to make an assault at any one of us.. So he might even use some fake characters to make up stories or use analogies (one of my friends says, most of them are completely irrelevant.. But RaviTosh still enjoys doing that.. God save us :)) and allegories at times to make his point.. Something you need to do is, just try to correlate and identify yourself with what is being spoken.. N do get back to me if you could make out that it was all about you only.. Lets hope that he tries to keep it as simple and as clean as possible.. My earnest request to you all would be.. pls bear with him.. n try not to take things too personally.. I knw how cold he can be everytime he gets a chance to hit someone below the belt.. n please.. don’t ever come to my place to go down on me.. Otherwise, you are always welcome.. :)

All the best RaviTosh.. And now to all of you....

Happy Reading..